Maplestory is beginning to wear on my nerves.

If I count the duration of time during which I was not able to play (all of my freshman year of college, for instance) I would say that I’ve been on Maple for about two years now. 59 combined levels and hundreds of thousands of arrows later, miriemirie is ready to choke a b*tch.

#1

Killstealers. Let it be known that I will hunt down your puny asses, chop them to bits and use said bits to flavor my stew. During a double experience event about a week or two ago, some arsehole actually asked me to pay him to change channels. PAY him. Defame, report. My screenname may sound a bit sissy and I level like a snail, but doesn’t mean I’ll hesitate to bring retribution down on your undeserving head, jackass.

#2

N00b Abuse

I’m not talking about actual abuse of newbies. My unfailing hope in humanity will never stop anyone from doing that. Abuse of the word itself, however, ought to be punishable by slow, painful death. If I am 20 levels higher than you, and offer to point you in the right direction when you ask me a question, you shall not call me n00b. If I walk by you minding my own business, you shall not call me n00b. And If I happen to be training in an area and I ask you to cc because it’s too crowded, you shall not call me n00b. You are the n00b for not reading the rule book before you started playing, shit for brains.

#3

Useless Guilds

My current guild being the exception, I have been plagued with this problem as of late. I have been in many guilds. If I had a dime for every guild where I was in a constant state of aggravation due to hyperactive 12 year olds who don’t seem to understand the meaning of the word “no”, I’d have a fortune. I didn’t join a guild to join a cult, I joined a guild for community support. I happen to have something called a life which I must tend to on a regular basis. So no I can’t meet up with you at 8 am on a Tuesday morning to kill a boss, no I can’t meet you during late night hours when it’s ‘less crowded’, and yes you can take no for an answer when I have final exams to study for and can’t log in for weeks at a time, you hyperobsessive freaks.

Ahem. I needed to get that off my chest.